*Sigh.*
*Heavier Sigh.*
*Groan, head falls on cube desk.*
Jesus tapdancing Christ. I never understand why people date if they have already found their soulmate.
Dog owners are seriously getting out of control. It’s a DOG!!!!!! Yes, it’s cute. Yes, I’m sure it provides lovely companionship. But it’s a freaking dog.
There’s a fine line between being a great pet owner and loving your animal and being a freak that puts there animal on a pedestal and this guy just scooted over it.
I feel like I just looked at an 80′s montage of two people falling in love: He lounges with his dog; he rides his stupid, lameass vespa with his dog; and he carries it around in a f’ing snuggly.
And you just know this is the kind of dog that just shivers in 60 degree weather, yaps endlessly all the live long day, and shits his little pebble shits all over the place while his owner just shrugs it off and thinks “oh, they’re just so small and tiny! I don’t need to pick them up!”.
While his romance with his tiny canine might blossoming, I fear his romantic future with humans will just be…
Tragic.
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