When reading today’s post, it’s best to use a Jessica Tandy type voice in a Frasier sort of accent:
Lady’s Lessons to Procure Marriage
Lesson the first when trying to obtain the attention of a Gentleman in hopes of a “True Relationship”, it’s best to pile a schmatta on top of your head whilst giving the “duckface”.
Lesson the second find a bed that looks as if in it’s a motel that charges by the hour, lay down on said bed and show your sweatermeat. Now, be a lady and don’t give it all away! A True Gentleman seeking marriage will not want to see your areolae until at least the first date.
Remember, you are a lady!
Lesson the final You’re tragic
Thus endeth the lady lesson, brought to you by today’s finest example of a Lady.