Halloween in Hell

There are so many monstrously disturbing things in this Halloween photo I can’t even begin to comprehend them all.

Let’s get to it:

• The 99 cent store “decorations” are half assed at best.
• The frat boy reject “party” that looks like a date rapist roundtable.
• With the excpetion of our Dater, no one else is in costume unless everyone is going as a “date rapist roundtable”

And our Dater’s costume. Oh God, our Dater’s costume. If he, indeed, is in on the group “date rapist roundtable” costume, then I suppose he did a great, terrifying. successful job.

But if he is not, then what that means is that homeboy actually browsed for something, saw a cheap ass Conway-caliber foam “outfit” with a tube near his penis with the classy instructions “blow me” and thought “OMG this is soooo perfect for Josh’s party.” 

 Consider the ladies charmed, Dater. And Josh – I’m totally calling the cops on all of you.

Let’s see the scoreboard:

Date Rapists - 3 Ladies – 0