Swing and a Miss

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville Date that day.

First off, it’s important to note that our dater is middle-aged. This is key to the tragedy my friends.

Now – I know what you’re thinking. ”But that MVP of the year is rookie-aged”. I know, that’s what I thought, too.

I bet he shows up to dates with grease marks under his eyes.

Can we just count this as all three strikes and send our Dater to the dugout? Sadly, there is no Gatorade or congratulatory ass smacks to welcome him.

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