Much like the Star Wars prequels themselves, this was so close to being triumphant but instead turned into a big pile of sith.

Case in point, our heroine as a Sith Person. I don’t even know which one she’s dressed up to be because I didn’t pay attention to any of those steaming piles when they came out. As soon as Jar Jar Binks burst onto the scene, I asked for my check.

In the spirit of the day, I suppose I’ll still give her some half ass props. I guess?

Meh.