You got to hand it to this guy. He knows what he wants. Or rather, specifically what he DOESN’T want. It’s not enough that he just doesn’t want a “random skank” off the internets. He also doesn’t want said skank to have gone through seemingly numerous surgeries. The more words my eyes traveled over during this profile, the more I felt I fell through a rabbit hole. I didn’t ask for an Epic Tragic Story of your innermost fears, dude. I just want to know if you like Star Wars.